likeanunforeseenkiss:

starlikesight:

These are still my favorite things.

The last one is the best .

(Source: signifierofmalepower, via consulting-grammar-nazi)

pizza:

fishy-the-fish:

canadianslut:

ignorning my posts makes your dick smaller

I’m a girl…

see children that’s what happens, you ignore my posts for so long you become a girl

mrcraabs:

and so it begins

mrcraabs:

and so it begins

(via pizza)

mooveitorlooseit:

frenchhornsandunicorns:

Things that are portrayed as weak and lame but in reality can probably beat the shit out of you and steal your lunch money then spend it on candy:

  • hufflepuffs
  • canadians
  • women

(Source: folktier, via consulting-grammar-nazi)

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

(Source: amoracomplex, via consulting-grammar-nazi)

pizza:

an epic trilogy

(via consulting-grammar-nazi)

slydig:

slydig:

welcome to swaggie land

population: me

i lost 3 followers

(via pizza)